"I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host."

-- David Letterman

#Funny Quotes #Dance Quotes #Witty Quotes

“Students who are interested in learning about the environment should not be dissuaded from doing so, but only if they have proved their proficiency in other basic courses, such as U.S. history. Until then, we need to focus on producing well-educated citizens steeped in their country's history and mindful of their civic responsibilities.”
“I just always wrote songs as a side hobby. So it was sort of a natural thing to write comedy songs. But when I started writing songs, I wrote very serious songs. Or things that a 13-14 year-old would think are very serious issues.”
“The gun livens things up. The colonized European comes alive, not to the subject and problem of the violence of our circumstances, but because all armed actions subjects the force of circumstances to the force of events.”
“To be honest, I really don't like being the sex object.”
“What's being pushed is to have Darwinism critiqued, to teach there's a controversy. Intelligent design itself does not have any content.”
“I've worked as someone's deputy, and now it's time for me to run something. It's time for me to run my own shop.”
“Wherever we go, across the Pacific or Atlantic, we meet, not similarity so much as 'the bizarre'. Things astonish us, when we travel, that surprise nobody else”
“Worry comes from the belief you are powerless.”

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