"What is a home without children? Quiet."

-- Henny Youngman

#Children Quotes #Home Quotes #Quiet Quotes

“Death is robbed of much of its terror for the true believer.”
“It's possible to do computing in the Cloud, PlayStation 4 can do computing in the Cloud. We do something today: Matchmaking is done in the Cloud and it works very well. If we think about things that don't work well... Trying to boost the quality of the graphics, that won't work well in the Cloud.”
“America was targeted for attack because we're the brightest beacon for freedom and opportunity in the world, and no one will keep that light from shining.”
“Nothing is meaningless it's how we assign meaning to the past that determines how we experience the present, and future.”
“I am like a machine being driven to excessive rotations: the bearings are incandescing and, in a minute, melted metal will begin to drip and everything will turn to nothing. Quick: get cold water, logic. I am pouring it over myself by the bucketload but the logic sizzles on the hot bearings and dissipates elusive white steam into the air.”
“When mystics use the word love, they use it very carefully - in the deeply spiritual sense, where to love is to know; to love is to act. If you really love, from the depths of your Consciousness, that love gives you a native wisdom. You perceive the needs of others intuitively and clearly, with detachment from any personal desires; and you know how to act creatively to meet those needs, dexterously surmounting any obstacle that comes in the way. Such is the immense, driving power of love.”
“An adult is a child who has more ethics and morals.”
“I do look forward to doing things in the future that I havent done before. Do you know what I have always dreamt about? Playing a serial killer!”

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