""You're an old man who dresses like a Hooter's waitress.""

-- Greg Giraldo

#Funny Quotes #Men Quotes #Dresses Quotes

“Individuals are fine once you get to know them, especially if they're interesting in conversation or have large, sumptuous breasts, but I don't like people in the plural and I've seen very little to change my mind about that.”
“If there's any possibility for enlightenment, it's right now, not at some future time. Now is the time.”
“The mind of man is capable of anything.”
“The Open Skies issue is something that's ongoing and we understand that there are issues in Australia that need to be sorted out. It's something that I think over time there's an opportunity for us and we'll work on that in a progressive way.”
“George Washington and Abraham Lincoln were gay, just for starters. They didn't have a name for it, but their primary affections and intellectual attractions were all for other men.”
“An essay is a thing of the imagination. If there is information in an essay, it is by-the-by, and if there is an opinion, one need not trust it for the long run. A genuine essay rarely has an educational, polemical, or sociopolitical use; it is the movement of a free mind at play.”
“The problem of media/politics is multifold. Many things are out of whack.”
“Humanity is actually much more cooperative and empathic than [it's] given credit for.”

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