"Confidence is the key to virtually everything. It's just deciding that you're qualified because once you decide you're qualified, everything else becomes very easy."

-- Eugene Mirman

#Keys Quotes #Easy Quotes #Qualified Quotes

“I'm a big fan of British journalists like 'The Independentâ€s Robert Fisk, but it's hard to find voices like his in the U.S.”
“You don't have to love animals to recognize that it is immoral and unjust to exploit them. But if you do love animals, but you continue to participate in their exploitation, you need to rethink your idea of what love means.”
“If you have a kid who goes to kindergarten and doesn't know what a circle is, doesn't know what red and green are, and doesn't know what right and left are, by the time he learns those things, the rest of the class is far ahead of him.”
“In their arrogance, ABC wanted a number-one show. They wouldnt accept losing that time slot.”
“A stunning meditation on the power of escape, and on the cat-and-mouse contest the self plays to deflect its own guilt.”
“The time never lies heavy upon him; it is impossible for him to be alone.”
“It's hard not to sell out because once, you know, I grew up with working-class parents who definitely, definitely would be disappointed if I didn't take particular jobs being like, "What are you talking about? I would have worked years for that money in like, actual physical labor." So there's a privilege to not selling out. You already have to be in a position where you can look at that money and not care about it.”

Source : Source: www.slate.com
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