"We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves."

-- Margaret Cho

#War Quotes #Body Quotes #Amnesty Quotes

“I always loose a little weight on the road, so I constantly have to be on top of my nutrition and hydration.”
“In the land of Cheerios, dirty diapers, fleeting naps and interrupted sleep, other mothers are a lifeline.”
“We must expropriate gently the private property on the state assigned to us. We shall try to spirit the penniless population across the border by procuring employment for it in the transit countries, while denying it employment in our country. The property owners will come over to our side. Both the process of expropriation and the removal of the poor must be carried out discretely and circumspectly. Let the owners of the immoveable property believe that they are cheating us, selling us things for more than they are worth. But we are not going to sell them anything back.”

Source : Theodor Herzl (1997). “The Jews' State: A Critical English Translation”, p.91, Jason Aronson, Incorporated
“I once saw Arnold Schwarzenegger kill a man in a movie by grabbing his head and twisting it until the neck broke. Was that difficult? Could a man do it without a lot of practice?”
“If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?”
“Acting is magical. Change your look and your attitude, and you can be anyone.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“The American Dream is still alive and wellâ€¦ itâ€™s just no longer in the United States.”
“Be the weirdest little weird in all Weird Town.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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