"Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself."

-- Margaret Cho

#Thinking Quotes #Trying Quotes #Done Quotes

“Old age is somewhat like dieting. Every day there is less of us to be observed.”

Source : Doris Grumbach (2014). “Fifty Days of Solitude: A Memoir”, p.9, Open Road Media
“A wise one determines his own fate.”
“Life's not some slot machine in an arcade with a sign that flashes up saying 'I'm sorry, you have been killed. Would you like another go?' But we might get put through the same test each time, get faced with the same situations until we've learned how to cope.”

Source : Peter James (1991). “Sweetheart”
“There is no truth which personal vice will not distort.”
“The U.S. government officials lie when they talk about human rights. They're a bunch of hypocrites and liars. You can't take it seriously.”

Source : Eqbal Ahmad, David Barsamian (2000). “Eqbal Ahmad, Confronting Empire: Interviews with David Barsamian”, p.51, South End Press
“Web 2.0 is the business revolution in the computer industry caused by the move to the Internet as platform, and an attempt to understand the rules for success on that new platform.”
“We are, after all, only trustees of the wealth we possess. Without the community and its resources... there would be little wealth for anyone.”
“It is not possible to sin enough to be happy. It isn't possible to buy enough to be happy, or to entertain or indulge or pamper ourselves enough to be happy. It is not possible to hide enough or run far enough away from trials and troubles to be happy. Happiness and joy come only when we are living up to who we are... I have never met anyone who was happier because he was immoral, or because he was addicted to something, or because he was dishonest and compromised his integrity.”

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