"Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family."

-- Milton Jones

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“Childhood often holds a truth with its feeble finger, which the grasp of manhood cannot retain,--which it is the pride of utmost age to recover.”
“I don't mean to hate people, I just get forced into it.”
“I'm really bad at writing jokes.”

Source : "Charlie Day and Glenn Howerton: The WTF Q&A". Interview with Marc Maron, www.esquire.com. September 12, 2011.
“I've spoken in front of members of the U.S. Congress about a new dream of living in communities where everybody is welcome and everyone can live and go to school and work without facing the fear of bullies.”

Source : "On World Down Syndrome Day, Speaking Out on How Bullying Hurts and Kills Dreams" by Lauren Potter, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 21, 2012.
“I think that the power is the principle. The principle of moving forward, as though you have the confidence to move forward, eventually gives you confidence when you look back and see what you've done.”
“I'm always going to be looking for something artistically or whatever. I think that's part of being driven, but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm unhappy.”

Source : Source: www.glamour.com
“Some caregivers want to reciprocate the care they themselves received as children.”
“Knowing that we were doing good work and the stories were good. They were original and charming. They weren't particularly violent or sexy or any of that. They were just unique and that had a good feel to it.”

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