"I'm really bad at writing jokes."

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Source : "Charlie Day and Glenn Howerton: The WTF Q&A". Interview with Marc Maron, www.esquire.com. September 12, 2011.

Glenn Howerton

#Writing Quotes #Jokes Quotes

“They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.”
“Itâ€™s amazing what a healing effect horses can have on kids, particularly troubled kids, that might bridge the gap that a well-intended human just canâ€™t do.”
“The broadcasting industry definitely has changed, and I'm talking about young broadcasters who come along today, they really feel like they have to do something that's outlandish to make them stand out. They have to say something provocative that maybe they don't even really truly believe in their heart and, it's not really what their beliefs are, but they're going to sacrifice their beliefs to try to do something to gain attention.”

Source : Source: www.rushlimbaugh.com
“The best way is always the simplest. The attics of the world are cluttered up with complicated failures.”
“Holocausts do not amaze me. Rapes and child slavery do not amaze me. And Franklin, I know you feel otherwise, but Kevin does not amaze me. I am amazed when I drop a glove in the street and a teenager runs two blocks to return it. I am amazed when a checkout girl flashes me a wide smile with my change, though my own face had been a mask of expedience. Lost wallets posted to their owners, strangers who furnish meticulous directions, neighbors who water each other's houseplants - these things amaze me.”

Source : Lionel Shriver (2010). “We Need to Talk about Kevin”, p.250, Profile Books
“Look at a man in the midst of doubt & danger and you will learn in his hour of adversity what he really is.”

Source : Lucretius (2005). “Sensation and Sex”, p.7, Penguin UK
“When you get to my age, and I'm 66 now, you realize that the world is a madhouse and that most people are operating in fantasy anyway. So once you realise that, it doesn't bother you much.”

Source : "The Secret Life of Brian". TV Movie, January 1, 2007.
“Coach wants me to shoot, and he tells me never to lose my aggressiveness. That's most important.”

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