"How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'"

-- Henny Youngman

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“I was in China this year and I spent three weeks there with no luggage, in a really not very nice place and without anything except my passport and my wallet. You're a long way from home and you've got no phone and you can't get in touch with anybody.”

Source : Source: www.bbc.co.uk
“I always knew that I wanted to do something in business and I prepared myself for that.”
“No nation ever rises higher than its women ...”
“Whenever you are confronted with an opponent. Conquer him with love.”
“UFC is not a competitor to the WWE because we are entertainment and UFC is competitive sport. It's very different.”

Source : Source: www.businessinsider.com
“There's nothing wrong with shooting for the stars.”
“I knew that I was going to do Westerns. I like 'em.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I get stronger as the game goes on.”

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