"Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it."

-- W. C. Fields

#Funny Quotes #Sex Quotes

“I like the blues..... but I like aqua marine just as much.”
“My career has been full of remarkable coincidences that have nothing to do with me.”
“Hell, yeah! Meeting adjourned!”
“During my time as England captain I have always been both helpful and direct in my communications with the ECB.”
“We're always trying to avoid being in the darkness, not knowing, and also encountering animals. There's something about them not wanting to be seen; they go out at night, they hide, they don't want to be shown. It's very interesting genetically that they have to hide from us actually. Between themselves, they smell each other, but there is this thing of hiding, of suspicion.”
“Networking is an enrichment program, not an entitlement program.”
“I had hundreds of books under my skin already. Not selected reading, all of it. Some of it could be called trashy. I had been through Nick Carter, Horatio Alger, Bertha M. Clay and the whole slew of dime novelists in addition to some really constructive reading. I do not regret the trash. It has harmed me in no way. It was a help, because acquiring the reading habit early is the important thing. Taste and natural development will take care of the rest later on.”
“Bathroom, maybe? Which is where I need to go." "Ooh, me, too," Eve said. The boys rolled their eyes, like they'd planned it. "What? It's what girls do. Get over it.”

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