"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later."

-- Mitch Hedberg

#Funny Quotes #Life Quotes #Dream Quotes

“I'm a fan of good horror movies.”
“I just moved onto Queen West, after 20 years in Cabbagetown. The whole area around Trinity-Bellwoods is one of the juiciest in Toronto - all kinds of people to watch, dogs to pat, food to eat, galleries to check out. And the walk home from CBC delivers some of the most interesting window-shopping in town.”
“I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“You get a role like this in a big action movie [like Jack Reacher] and you can go one of two ways: you can paint in broad strokes, which happens a lot in action films, or you can get very detailed.”
“It's me, it's my habit to perform live onstage every four, five years. In Italy, it's my habit.”

Source : Interview with Nathan Rabin, film.avclub.com. June 11, 2009.
“If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.”
“What if Iâ€™ve forgotten the most important thing?”
“Knowledge without wisdom is adequate for the powerful, but wisdom is essential to the survival of the subordinate”

Source : Patricia Hill Collins (2002). “Black Feminist Thought: Knowledge, Consciousness, and the Politics of Empowerment”, p.257, Routledge

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