"Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, 'Here, kitty, kitty.'"

-- David Letterman

#Mom Quotes #Drinking Quotes #Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

“I strode among giants, friends tell me now, though at the time I felt more like a misfit associating with oddballs.”
“My mom is my heart. But my [step]dad was my role model, the hardest working man I ever knew.”
“First, the security and privacy of sensitive taxpayer information is absolutely essential.”
“Unless we learn how to humbly tell each other our giving stories, our churches will not learn to give.”
“Welles and I differed, however, in our interpretation of the results of the Munich Conference, he being optimistic, I skeptical. In a radio address on October 3, several days after the conference, in which he described the steps taken by the United States Government just prior to Munich, he said that today, perhaps more than at any time during the past two decades, there was presented the opportunity for the establishment by the nations of the world of a new world order based upon justice and upon law. It seemed to me that the colors in the picture were much darker.”
“I long to be out in the sun with no work to be done.”
“I don't need to have three feather pillows in my trailer. I just don't work that way.”
“When one has been threatened with a great injustice, one accepts a smaller as a favour.”

Source : Jane Welsh Carlyle (1977). “I Too Am Here: Selections from the Letters of Jane Welsh Carlyle”, p.207, Cambridge University Press

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