"I went to the bank and reviewed my savings, I found out I have all the money I'll ever need. If I die tomorrow."

-- Henny Youngman

#Needs Quotes #Saving Quotes #Tomorrow Quotes

“Agents are still asking for millions of dollars for actors that don't sell one ticket.”
“Good. Illegal is always faster.”
“It is not reason which makes faith hard, but life.”
“Boredom is the inner conflict we suffer when we lose desire, when we lack a lacking.”
“My mother, she didn't believe in praise. She'd never say anything was great. I think that's quite Northern, to not make people feel too good. I didn't mind if she was proud of me or not, it didn't bother me. I was never trying to please her.”
“I really do think that any deep crisis is an opportunity to make your life extraordinary in some way.”
“Very hard, very hard to represent a country, or carry out a policy that does not have consensus support.”
“We all, I think, believe in compassion. If you look at all the world religions, all the main world religions, you'll find within them some teaching concerning compassion.”

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