"I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards."

-- Henny Youngman

#Cutting Quotes #Credit Quotes #Lasts Quotes

“Progess, do not regress.”
“Youâ€™re strong enough to stand up to anyone. Smart enough to do anything you want. Donâ€™t sell yourself short; donâ€™t be afraid of what your new life is going to offer. Because I knowâ€”if thereâ€™s any justice in this world, good things are going to come to you. Better things than you ever dreamed.”
“Beloved, let the fact of what our Lord suffered for you grip you, and you will never again be the same”
“Preach as if you had seen heaven and its celestial inhabitants, and had hovered over the bottomless pit, and beheld the tortures, and heard the groans of the damned.”

Source : Francis Asbury (1800). “Journal of Rev. Francis Asbury: Bishop of the Methodist Episcopal Church”, p.456
“People seem to think that folk music is people with acoustic guitars. Or punk music is people with mohawks, leather jackets.”
“I hope that readers will tear through my books because they can't stop themselves - and then, maybe, read them again and find new things there.”
“I'm content where I am. I know I am going to be a Cowboy for life.”
“Historically, Alaska is a place that has attracted those fed up with conventionality.”

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