"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

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Source : Quoted in Michele Brown and Ann O'Connor, Woman Talk (1984)

Joan Rivers

#Funny Quotes #Hilarious Quotes #Women Quotes

“Do I suffer for my art? Well, I get a lot of flatulence when I'm nervous.”
“Anyone one loves is a potential enemy ...”
“Sometimes I feel like I'm on top of the world, and other mornings I feel like crap.”
“Sons branch out, but one woman leads to another.”
“My final comment is that I still believe this man [John D. Rockefeller] is corrupt and he used unfair ways to become wealthy, all he cared about was his money and wasn't considered.”

Source : Source: jcdcvl.wordpress.com
“Free will is the thing you have to have if you're going to be responsible in this all-or-nothing way. That's what I mean by free will. That's what I think we haven't got and can't have.”

Source : Source: www.believermag.com
“Try and understand what part you have to play in the world in which you live. There's more to life than you know and it's all happening out there. Discover what part you can play and then go for it.”
“In the end when you accept yourself for who you are and you work with what you've got, you couldn't be more beautiful because you're confident and everyone notices.”

Source : "Lily Collins has a positive message to share: Our 'Mirror Mirror' interview". www.momtastic.com.

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