"If I had a kid, I'd give him a name that would make everyone would want to say his name. I'd call him, Pizza-Pussy-Santa. I would! Cause everybody likes one of those things."

-- Dave Attell

#Kids Quotes #Names Quotes #Giving Quotes

“But the warriors true, the brave of heart Who valiently upheld the right They are raised on high to the velvet sky Bringing light to the darkness of night”

Source : Brian Jacques (2007). “High Rhulain”, p.263, Penguin
“Not all who hesitate are lost. The psyche has many secrets in reserve. And these are not disclosed unless required.”
“I'm not trying to find another thing that's wrong with me, but I'm such a nice person, and I have a couple of drinks and I'm really good fun and then I'm really not fun”
“Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off.”
“The destination of the photograph is to reveal what something or somebody looked like, under a particular set of conditions, at a particular moment in time, and to transmit the results to others.”
“I sometimes get very protective of the people I play.”
“Birds sing after a storm. Why shouldn't we?”
“Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.”

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