"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country."

-- Steven Wright

#Funny Quotes #Country Quotes #Witty Quotes

“I tell you, we're going to be busy for a minute.”
“And the smell of the library was always the same - the musty odour of old clothes mixed with the keener scent of unwashed bodies, creating what the chief librarian had once described as 'the steam of the social soup.'”
“Beauty is the first test: there is no permanent place in the world for ugly mathematics.”

Source : A Mathematician's Apology ch. 10 (1940)
“It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day.”
“We're really trying to give people the ability to go into a darkened room and have a couple hours of just pure enjoyment.”

Source : "Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle and Sir Ben Kingsley Talk IRON MAN 3, the Future of the Franchise, and More". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. April 23, 2013.
“Lions, wolves, and vultures don't live together in herds, droves or flocks. Of all animals of prey, man is the only sociable one. Every one of us preys upon his neighbor, and yet we herd together.”

Source : John Gay (1791). “The Beggar's Opera: A Comic Opera”, p.73
“We'll all be equal under the grass, and God's got a heaven for country trash.”
“I am no longer the left behind. I am the living. And I want everything this life has to offer. I stop for a second and look around at all the shops and stores and stalls. At all the people, going about their days, at all the moments they're living. This is what I want. I want to live every moment. I want to feel everything.”

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