"To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!"

-- Marcus Brigstocke

#Iphone Quotes #People Quotes

“I'm simply the happiest, the placidest, when I'm writing, and so I suppose that that, for me, is the final answer. ... It's fine therapy for people who are perpetually scared of nameless threats as I am most of the time.”
“I remember walking into the Bible study. I had a knot in my stomach. In my mind, only weirdoes and zealots went to Bible studies. I don't remember what was said that day. All I know is that when I left, everything had changed. I'll never forget standing outside that apartment on the Upper East Side and saying to myself, â€œIt's true. It's completely true.â€ The world looked entirely different, like a veil had been lifted off it. I had not an iota of doubt. I was filled with indescribable joy.”
“So, timely you came, and well you chose, You came when most needed, my winter rose. From the snow I pluck you, and fondly press Your leaves 'twixt the leaves of my leaflessness.”

Source : Alfred Austin, “My Winter Rose”
“Wavering and burning like a golden lie.”

Source : Song: Smog Moon, Album: 100% Fun
“â€ŽIf you want to be a writer, you must do two things above all others: read a lot and write a lotâ€¦reading is the creative center of a writerâ€™s lifeâ€¦you cannot hope to sweep someone else away by the force of your writing until it has been done to you.”
“I don't know if you have ever been the object of someone's obsession - but if it's not of your desire, it is horrible. It is really awful.”
“I went to the University of Virginia and I came from, I grew up in suburban Philadelphia.”
“Chess is one long regret.”

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