"What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by the bears."

-- Eugene Mirman

#Lying Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Play Quotes

“I think Flip Wilson is a brillant comedian.”
“The difference between management and administration (which is what bureaucrats used to do exclusively) is the difference between choice and rigidity.”
“People don't choose their careers; they are engulfed by them.”

Source : 1959 In the NewYork Times, 25 Oct.
“It was about being wanted, it was about winning, and it was about my passion for the game. I just loved it. I absolutely loved to compete and to step out onto that football field with my teammates.”

Source : Warren Moon (2009). “Never Give Up on Your Dream: My Journey”, p.109, Da Capo Press
“I don't think I'm portrayed in the media the way I really am - but then who is?”
“It is amazing the quality of human beings that are in this world if we can just get past people not dressing the way we want them to dress.”
“Our faith is released as we say, pray and do the Word.”
“Your behavior is based on your beliefs, and what you do and say, over and over again, helps develop your habits.”

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