"On his teenage son: To be honest, I'm not sure the same kid comes home each night."

-- John Bishop

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“Your body exists in the past and your mind exists in the future. In yoga, they come together in the present.”
“The lesson taught us by these kindly commentators on my present experience is that dogmatic faith compels the best minds and hearts to narrowness and insolence.”
“I don't care if it's politics, religion or football. I believe you have to keep opening your mind. And shut your mouth sometimes!”
“First Europe, and then the globe, will be linked by flight, and nations so knit together that they will grow to be next-door neighbors. . . . What railways have done for nations, airways will do for the world.”

Source : Claude Grahame-White, Harry Harper (1915). “The aeroplane”
“Nothing grows among its pinnacles; there is no shade except under great toadstools of sandstone whose bases have been eaten to the shape of wine glasses by the wind. Everything is flaking, cracking, disintegrating, wearing away in the long, inperceptible weather of time. The ash of ancient volcanic outbursts still sterilizes its soil, and its colors in that waste are the colors that flame in the lonely sunsets on dead planets.”
“They say I have no emotions, but I'm excited even if you can't see it.”
“I'm always trying to turn things upside down and see if they look any better.”
“Families where there is not much laughter I think are signs of some sort of dysfunctionality or sickness.”

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