"Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name."

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Milton Berle

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“It should be not only a synergy, but a complicity between the viewer and the artist, and so I'm wide open to that.”
“During the Renaissance, women were not allowed to attend art school. Everyone asks, where are the great women painters of the Renaissance?”

Source : Karen DeCrow (1974). “Sexist justice”, Random House (NY)
“I'm not on Facebook. I have a sort of anonymous account that I check, like, once every six months every time Facebook rolls out a new feature.”
“Oh, but I like my geese. Like cats, they can't be told what to do, and like dogs, they're loyal, and like people, they talk every chance they get.”
“Venture capitalists are professional money managers. We are provided capital to invest as long as we can return it to our investors with a strong return in a reasonable amount of time. A strong return is three times cash on cash. A reasonable amount of time is ten years max.”

Source : "Can the Crowd Be More Patient" by Fred Wilson, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 26, 2012.
“Not like this vision before us, who was shaking water out of his slightly overlong reddish-brown hair as he leaned over to lay down his board (revealing, as he did so, the fact that beneath his baggy swim trunksâ€”so weighted down with water that they had sunk somewhat dangerously low on his hipsâ€”lurked what appeared to be an exceptionally well-formed gluteus maximus)”
“I'm a dog person, I've had dogs all my life. But you see, it's not really a dog. It's more like a little robot. It's an actor. It displays no emotion whatsoever. I swear that dog doesn't know any of us even though we've done five seasons of Frasier.”
“Have the courage to make a mistake.”

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