"A hiker who was lost in a blizzard said he stayed alive by digging a snow tunnel and burning dollar bills for warmth. Today he was offered a job as President Obama's economic adviser."

-- Jay Leno

#Jobs Quotes #Tunnels Quotes #Snow Quotes

“Russia is an Eastern Orthodox country.”
“The White House says they will release the Osama bin Laden death photo. Better yet, they're doing it on a set of limited edition commemorative plates.”
“By the proper intakes of vitamins and other nutrients and by following a few other healthful practices from youth or middle age on, you can, I believe, extend your life and years of well-being by twenty-five or even thirty-five years.”

Source : Linus Pauling (1987). “How to Live Longer and Feel Better”
“I dont know too many parents that want to feed their kids soda, but high-fructose corn syrup is cheap. The price of soda in 20 years has gone down 40 percent while the price of whole foods, fruits and vegetables, has gone up 40 percent and obesity goes up right along that curve.”
“You have to make the rules, not follow them”
“The demise of the American empire will be no more regretted than the demise of the Soviet empire.”
“I'm not really the party person. I don't 'become myself' once I'm drunk. I don't use alcohol to be happy.”
“The time when you need to do something is when people are saying it can't be done.”

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