"The White House says they will release the Osama bin Laden death photo. Better yet, they're doing it on a set of limited edition commemorative plates."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“Chief Justice Roberts is somebody I work with, somebody I admire, Justice Alito someone I knew when he was U.S. attorney, also admire.”
“It's important to know the past, but your survival depends on knowing the present.”
“When it comes to being badass nothing beats this It took me 17 years and 114 days to become an overnight success.”
“As the 109th Congress continues to debate legislation that will affect the lives of immigrants, it is important for us to remember that we are a nation of immigrants.”
“Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.”
“I did do, well before Pop Art, all the cartoon characters as paintings.”
“We experience life as a continuity, and only after it falls away, after it becomes the past, do we see its discontinuities. The past, if there is such a thing, is mostly empty space, great expanses of nothing, in which significant persons and events float.”

Source : Teju Cole (2011). “Open City: A Novel”, p.172, Random House
“I've long suspected that one of the reasons why human beings haven't yet figured out how to carry on a conversation with bottlenosed porpoises, African gray parrots, et al. in their own language is quite simply that we're terrified of what they might say to us - not least because it's entirely possible that they'd be right.”

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