"Sports bars are also a great place for guys to meet other guys--either for sex or for wrestling, whichever feels more right."

-- Eugene Mirman

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“There's an inverse relationship between my temper and my ability to control my accent. If you hear me say 'Fiddledeedee', run for the hills, because I'm getting ready to take out bystanders.”

Source : Molly Harper (2011). “How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf”, p.105, Simon and Schuster
“You must never actually cheat the customer, even if you can. You must make her happy and satisfied, so she will come back.”
“So far as I know, there were no pains taken to preserve secrecy on this subject; that is, I saw no attempt made to keep any of the inmates of the Convent in ignorance of the murder of children.”

Source : Maria Monk (1837). “Awful disclosures of Maria Monk, a narrative of her sufferings in the Hotel Dieu nunnery at Montreal”, p.156
“Los Angelenos dress like they've been focus-grouped.”
“Everything we think about regarding sustainability - from energy to agriculture to manufacturing to population - has a water footprint. Almost all of the water on Earth is salt water, and the remaining freshwater supplies are split between agricultural use and human use - as well as maintaining the existing natural environment.”
“The stunts on the ground I can do, but I've never been good with heights.”
“A certain administration which I won't call by name took the arts out of the schools, and that left the brothers out on the street with nothing, so they went to the turntables and started rhyming. Then they had a way to express themselves, and that's the birth of hip-hop.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“The homosexual agenda represents a clear and present danger to virtually every fundamental right given to us by our Creator and enshrined for us in our Constitution.”

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