"My history teacher was so old, he taught from memory."

-- Henny Youngman

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“For mental and emotional health, quiet time is very important to me. I need a point in every day that I disconnect from all electronics and reconnect to my center. I pray and meditate. I drink a ton of water and believe in a good night's sleep.”
“We cannot build an economy where corruption is the working capital”
“That which especially distinguishes a high order of man from a low order of man, that which constitutes human goodness, human nobleness, is surely not the degree of enlightenment with which men pursue their own advantage; but it is self-forgetfulness; it is self-sacrifice; it is the disregard of personal pleasure, personal indulgence, personal advantage, remote or present, because some other line of conduct is more right.”
“The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play.”
“There's not anything, I don't think, that I can do or accomplish”
“I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt.”
“I'm not physically harming any of these people by being high, and it's just interesting to see that I feel like my values and morals don't change at all when I'm high, but that's a constant. The thing that changes when I'm high is I am happier, and I'm not good with numbers.”

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“In this decisive hour of our national history, union means life and division means death.”

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