"I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months-I don't like to interrupt her."

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Ken Dodd

#Mother Quotes #Law Quotes #Months Quotes

“I never go on Facebook! I like, haven't confirmed anybody to be my friend on Facebook. I have lots of friends; I'm just really bad at Facebook.”
“In the end that was the choice you made, and it doesn't matter how hard it was to make it. It matters that you did.”

Source : Cassandra Clare (2010). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instrument Series (3 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass”, p.1238, Simon and Schuster
“I want to be commercial, so imagine Disney people mixed with underground techno people... mixed with sass. An example of an underground techno person would be that French artist Yelle. She's all in French, so I can't understand a word she's saying, but her beats are really cool, and that's something that I want to do...but mix Disney in there, and that's what I want.”
“People must not think that all bad in man which is unleashed, the moment you impose censorship disappears from man.”
“We're like pretty horses, and just as on horses, they mean to put blinders on us so we can't look left or right but only straight ahead where they would lead.”
“I do not regret getting married nor do I regret getting divorced.”
“Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and start a trail”
“Life is short. Eternity is long.”

Source : Bentley Little (2009). “His Father's Son”, p.266, Penguin

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