"I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring."

-- Mitch Hedberg

#Funny Quotes #Caring Quotes #Sick Quotes

“When you look at sort of pop stardom now, some of these singers, it seems like the idea of them was created in a marketing meeting, and then they just found someone to sort of fulfill that role.”
“It seems that every time I stick my neck out, I get my foot into something else.”
“Its hard to take in. One of our most talented singer songwriters has left us. RIP George Michael. Such sad, tragic news. 2016 please end.”
“I draw from life - but I always pulp my acquaintance before serving them up. You would never recognize a pig in a sausage.”
“I love KIND bars. My favorites are coconut and almond and the dark chocolate and sea salt because staying fueled helps keep me from getting sick or injured. Bananas have also made a great comeback in my life. My kids eat them all the time on the go, which has inspired my go-to pre-run morning meal of peanut butter and banana on toast.”
“Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you.”

Source : Mary Lou Retton (2000). “Mary Lou Retton's Gateways to Happiness: 7 Ways to a More Peaceful, More Prosperous, More Satisfying Life”, Broadway
“An athlete learns how to hold her breath, but that doesn't work in singing. You have to learn to relax.”
“Well, I always run the risk of falling on my face, which has in fact happened.”

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