"Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."

-- Mitch Hedberg

#Funny Quotes #Food Quotes #Two Quotes

“You only live once, why be miserable? Fat people are miserable -- you are carrying 50 lbs on your shoulders all day, you get a disease called "pooped-out itis". Don't tell me that they are happy with the way they look and feel. I have to be honest, that is all I have.”
“What are the rules," The cop said. "There are none." Vishous spread his stance and braced himself. "Do whatever you want...but you have to break me. You've got to tear me apart.”
“I think we go well together. I like being with you because I'm never bored. Even when we're not talking, even when we're not touching, even when we're not in the same room, I'm not bored. I'm never bored. I think it's because I have confidence in you, in your thoughts. Do you understand? I love everything I see in you, and everything I don't see. I know your faults, but as it turns out, I feel as though your faults go well with my qualities. We're not afraid of the same things. Even our inner demons go well together! You, you're worth more than you show...”
“I will welcome happiness for it enlarges my heart; Yet I will endure sadness for it opens my soul. I will acknowledge rewards for they are my due; Yet I will welcome obstacles for they are my challenge.”

Source : Og Mandino (2009). “The Greatest Secret in the World”, p.22, Bantam
“I can never remember names. I'm so self-centered and have a terrible memory.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“I realized the more I made the music for myself, the more successful I was becoming.”

Source : Source: www.nbcnews.com
“To properly prepare to receive personal revelation, we must repent, ask through prayer, be obedient, search the scriptures, fast, think pure thoughts, and develop a spirit of reverence.”
“I give 'em the hip, then I take it away.”

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