"I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes."

-- Dave Attell

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“To become a master at any skill, it takes the total effort of your: heart, mind, and soul working together in tandem.”
“Far from creating a new formalism, what these can yield is something far transcending surface values since they not only embody form as beauty, but also form in which intuitions or ideas or conjectures have taken visible substance.”

Source : Max Bill, Eduard Hüttinger, Albright-Knox Art Gallery (1978). “Max Bill”
“Once I get in my mind that it's going to go "da da da dadada da da," then it's kind of like filling in the blanks.”

Source : Interview with Jon Caramanica, believermag.com. June 1, 2006.
“The ability to row in any conditions, raging crosswind, two-foot tall jet ski wakes, torrential downpour, is absolutely essential in order to be a champion sculler. It all comes under the heading of boatmanship. Some races are won on nothing more than superior boatmanship.”
“The question of sex will take care of itself.”
“It is when you are angry that you must watch how you talk.”

Source : Chaim Potok (2012). “The Promise”, p.189, Anchor
“Nothing the European mind ever devised was meant to do anything but to facilitate the European's control over the world.”
“We are the women men warned us about.”

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