"If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!"

-- Eddie Izzard

#Sarcastic Quotes #Block Quotes #Feet Quotes

“I'm looking forward to the future, and feeling grateful for the past.”

Source : "A Turkey Without a Pardon: Bidding Farewell to Dirty Jobs" by Mike Rowe, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 21, 2012.
“I remember what J. Golden Kimball said when he came down to the stake where I was presiding. I introduced him as the 'Will Rogers' of the Church, and told the congregation that he was a great humorist. When he got up he said, 'You know, I think the Lord himself likes a joke. If he didn't, he wouldn't have made some of you folks!”
“When I post a review to book-blog.com it probably takes me - apart from writing the review, of course - 20 or 30 minutes to finish all my related tasks.But that's irregular, depending on how quickly I'm reading.”

Source : Source: keeperofthesnails.blogspot.com
“Songwriting is like a therapy, it's a connection that you have with another person, and I'm not scared of it at all for some reason.”
“History, we know, is apt to repeat itself, and to foist very old incidents upon us with only a slight change of costume.”
“The warrior knows that he is free to choose his desires, and he makes these decisions with courage, detachment, and - sometimes - with just a touch of madness.”
“By the grace of God and with His help, I shall one day be a Liszt in technique and a Mozart in composition”
“It became a bit of a challenge to make an album that is essentially quite alternative sounding, and has a lot of sounds that could be guitar - for instance on "Overjoyed," there's what sounds like guitar but is actually a lot of keys.”

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