"Never put a sock in a toaster."

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Source : Twitter post from Feb 21, 2015

Eddie Izzard

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Humorous Quotes

“Of mankind we may say in general they are fickle, hypocritical, and greedy of gain.”
“These are the best reasons to do anything in life. People who say things like this are the kind of people who change the world. Who prevent the world from ending. Or at least they can change the inner world of a reader and that is a sacred power.”
“[During the 20th century] ... 170 million men, women, and children have been shot, beaten, tortured, knifed, burned, starved, frozen, crushed, or worked to death; buried alive, drowned, hung, bombed, or killed in any other of the myriad ways governments have inflicted death on unarmed, helpless citizens and foreigners.”
“Words are like gems to me... imagine yourself walking through a very shallow stream and picking up beautiful stones that catch your eye... that's what names are like for me.”
“All in all it was a smooth race, the car was very well balanced. I'm very proud to be the first winner here in India.”
“I have said a lot in the past and now I think it is best that I do not comment on what I think when I look at President Bush!”
“I am convinced that material things can contribute a lot to making one's life pleasant, but, basically, if you do not have very good friends and relatives who matter to you, life will be really empty and sad and material things cease to be important.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I know itâ€™s been 15 years since the Bills made the playoffs. Well get ready, man, weâ€™re going. We are going.”

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