"Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it."

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Henny Youngman

#God Quotes #People Quotes #Stupidity Quotes

“I've had diseases that lasted longer than my marriages. You know you are in a bad marriage if you walk down the aisle thinking, 'Is this dress right?”
“In Christ there is no East nor West.”
“We have a Bill of Rights, which protects each of us from a bullying society, but no Bill of Responsibilities, which would oblige us to answer to the needs of others.”
“I believe that when it comes to major foreign policy issues, many prefer to have black people seen and not heard.”
“Politicians are no different than the rest of the public.”
“Wherever you go, things change you. I mean, obviously moving to Miami and becoming part of the NBA has given me a different perspective on style than I had when I lived in Chicago or Milwaukee.”
“There are two kind of men,' said Ka, in a didatic voice. 'The first kind does not fall in love until he's seen how the girls eats a sandwich, how she combs her hair, what sort of nonsense she cares about, why she's angry at her father, and what sort of stories people tell about her. The second type of man -- and I am in this category -- can fall in love with a woman only if he knows next to nothing about her.”

Source : FaceBook post by Orhan Pamuk from Dec 18, 2011
“I've rarely met a miserable, self-pitying blind person.”

Source : "Lessons On Blindness, 'For The Benefit Of Those Who See'". "All Things Considered" with Arun Rath, www-s4.npr.org. January 12, 2014.

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