"'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!'"

-- Russell Howard

#Funny Quotes #Police Quotes #Monsters Quotes

“There are staples to my show. I have to be conscious about switching things up because I know people who saw me last year will say, 'He did that last time.' But if certain things work, they work.”
“Librarians save lives by handing the right book at the right time to a kid in need.”
“Doctors are always working to preserve our health and cooks to destroy it, but the latter are the more often successful.”
“[Tyranny is] to compel men not to think as they do, to compel men to express thoughts that are not their own.”

Source : Milovan Đilas (1975). “Parts of a Lifetime”, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt P
“One should not wish to enjoy where one does not give joy.”
“We are a social animal, power only exists in a social sense, we have to work in groups.”
“Not bad in short, though the last one [understanding the language of animals], isn't half as useful as you might expect, since when all's said and done the language of the beasts tends to revolve around: a) the endless hunt for food, b) finding a warm bush to sleep in the evening, and c) the sporadic satisfication of certain glands. (Many would argue that the language of human kind boils down to this too)”
“Government has no wealth, and when a politician promises to give you something for nothing, he must first confiscate that wealth from you -- either by direct taxes, or by the cruelly indirect tax of inflation.”

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