"Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble!"

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Source : "Dodd's Bolton Bonus". www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk. February 15, 2007.

Ken Dodd

#Laughing Quotes #Faces Quotes #Trouble Quotes

“Mastering our emotions has nothing to do with asceticism or repression, for the purpose is not to break the emotions or deny them but to "break in" the emotions, making them teachable because they are tamed.”
“You know, I'm not a huge fan of the concept of 'passion' when it comes to careers. Instead of trying to answer the daunting question of 'What's your passion?' it's better simply to watch what you do when you've got time of your own and nobody's looking.”
“The great motherhood friendships are the ones in which two women can admit [how difficult mothering is] quietly to each other, over cups of tea at a table sticky with spilled apple juice and littered with markers without tops.”
“I'm blessed. I'm blessed every day I wake up. So I just try to maximize every day to the fullest.”
“Fearlessness is like a muscle. I know from my own life that the more I exercise it the more natural it becomes to not let my fears run me.”

Source : FaceBook post by Arianna Huffington from Mar 22, 2014
“I basically have needed to go to the piano and give voice periodically to, you know - I'm always afraid to describe it as a kind of therapeutic process, but nevertheless it was a type of unloading that had to occur due to my personal life with my mother's health or just my professional trials and tribulations.”
“Sleep is the new sex.”

Source : Margaret Carlson (2003). “Anyone Can Grow Up: How George Bush and I Made it to the White House”, p.56, Simon and Schuster
“I sat up in bed. My T-shirt was soaking wet. My pillow was wet. My hair was wet. And my room was sticky and humid.”

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