"I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that."

-- Dave Attell

#Stars Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“So many people are walking around looking so grim all the time. I just never understand why.”
“The problem with putting two and two together is that sometimes you get four, and sometimes you get twenty-two.”
“Within your culture as a whole, there is in fact no significant thrust toward global population control. The point to see is that there never will be such a thrust so long as you're enacting a story that says the gods made the world for man. For as long as you enact that story, Mother Culture will demand increased food production today- and promise population control tomorrow.”
“My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore.”
“How often we expect big things from God without preparing for big things from him”
“Everyone I know is looking for solace, hope and a tasty snack.”

Source : "FIRST LOOK; Unleashing Her Inner Child". Interview with Chee Pearlmannov, November 1, 2001.
“I'm not one of those professors whose office is encased floor-to-ceiling with books. By the way, I think academics do this to intimidate their visitors.”
“People live up to your expectations, not their potential.”

Source : Stephen Young (2006). “Micromessaging”, p.5, McGraw Hill Professional

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