"My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore."

-- Milton Jones

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #Wife Quotes

“The primary driver of final consumer demand is, of course, the level of disposable income.”

Source : Peter Dicken (2003). “Global Shift: Reshaping the Global Economic Map in the 21st Century”, p.475, SAGE
“If the shoe fits, steal it.”

Source : Lou Krieger (2006). “Poker Player's Bible”, p.146, Struik
“My work is incredibly important to me personally. It brings me joy and it brings me life and it brings me meaning. It doesn't necessarily have to be important to the people who read it.”
“If you wish to learn swimming you have to go into the water and if you wish to become a problem solver you have to solve problems.”

Source : George Polya (1981). “Mathematical Discovery”, John Wiley & Sons Incorporated
“Only fools wait when their enemies are coming, to see if they may prove to be friends.”
“I think I've always had a certain amount of skepticism of this whole 'shut up and smile' theory. I haven't ever swallowed that pill so easily, although I tried.”
“Democritus says, "But we know nothing really; for truth lies deep down."”
“Don't follow trends, start trends.”

You may also like:

Dara O Briain
Stand-up comedian
Ed Byrne
Comedian
Frankie Boyle
Comedian
Gary Delaney
Stand-up comedian
Russell Howard
Comedian
Sean Lock
Comedian
Stewart Francis
Comedian
Tim Vine
Writer
Katherine Ryan
Comedian