"I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions."

-- Henny Youngman

#New Year Quotes #Giving Up Quotes #Years Quotes

“A system that was originally designed to support the poorest in society is now trapping them in the very condition it was supposed to alleviate.”

Source : "Iain Duncan Smith vows to tackle 'absurd' welfare dependency". www.theguardian.com. May 27, 2010.
“If we measured success by longevity, then dinosaurs must rank as the number one success story in the history of land life.”

Source : "The Dinosaur Heresies: A Revolutionary View of Dinosaurs". Book by Robert T. Bakker (p. 16), 1986.
“Does something which exists on the edge have no true relevance to the stable center, or does it, by being on the edge, become a part of the edge and thus a part of the boundary, the definition which gives the whole its shape?”
“I was raised in Chicago, so always used Latina. It's what my Father and brothers called ourselves, when we meant the entire Spanish-speaking community of Chicago.”
“But Russians, in their very nature, it seems, pass quickly from the highest enthusiam to complete dejection and distrust. They yield to their moods quite sincerely and go the whole way, entirely forgetting all moods preceding and opposite. They do not see any contradiction in such behaviour; or, if they do, they readily find excuses for it.”
“You do not require an invitation to make profits.”
“No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown.”

Source : No Cross, No Crown (1669) See Proverbs 212
“Many delight more in giving of presents than in paying their debts.”

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