"President Obama said the small drone that flew over the White House fence yesterday could be bought at any RadioShack. After hearing this, the RadioShack CEO said, 'I'm shocked to find out we still sell something people want.'"

-- Conan O'Brien

#White Quotes #Yesterday Quotes #People Quotes

“If I had a kid, I'd give him a name that would make everyone would want to say his name. I'd call him, Pizza-Pussy-Santa. I would! Cause everybody likes one of those things.”
“I think that will only really change when the human races begins to suffer some of the extremely severe consequences of climate change which may be some decades ahead. They will then realise, as we have with the financial crisis, that we are up against the wall and hitting the buffers and we have got to change.”

Source : "Michael Meacher MP: humans only have 200-300 years left on earth". Interview with Tom Levitt, www.theecologist.org. July 22, 2010.
“One does not play the piano with one's fingers, one plays the piano with one's mind.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“The extent to which we live from day to day, from week to week, intent on details and oblivious to larger presences, is a gauge of our impoverishment in time.”

Source : Robert Grudin (1997). “Time and the Art of Living”, p.2, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“The Way It Is Thereâ€™s a thread you follow. It goes among things that change. But it doesnâ€™t change. People wonder about what you are pursuing. You have to explain about the thread. But it is hard for others to see. While you hold it you canâ€™t get lost. Tragedies happen; people get hurt or die; and you suffer and get old. Nothing you do can stop timeâ€™s unfolding. You donâ€™t ever let go of the thread. ~ William Stafford ~”
“It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!”
“The unhappy persistence of both the practice and the lingering effects of racial discrimination ...is an unfortunate reality...and the government is not disqualified from acting in response to it.”
“I've been in California for about 15 years now. You're always in your car and insulated. I miss New York so much.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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