"The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost."

-- Kristen Schaal

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“Let my lips avoid vain repetition as I lift my voice in praise, O Lord. Distract me from my distractions, awaken me from the dullness of mind, and transform habit and routine into vibrant times of worship.”

Source : Jack W. Hayford (1992). “The Heart of Praise: Daily Ways to Worship the Father with Psalms”
“The sooner I get into the Hall of Fame the better.”
“I'm just really happy.”
“Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. OK, we can swing with that. But performance 'debilitating' drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint and win the 100 metres, fair play for you. That's pretty good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in the distance.”
“Before mobile phones, I used to call my parents from a phone box and reverse the charges.”
“Tomorrow is going to be different than yesterday, it's going to be a lot different.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“After World War II great strides were made in modern Japanese architecture, not only in advanced technology, allowing earthquake resistant tall buildings, but expressing and infusing characteristics of traditional Japanese architecture in modern buildings.”
“How do you feel?â€ she asked, trying to fluff his pillow. â€œOther than terrible, I mean.â€ He moved his head slightly to the side. It seemed to be a sickly interpretation of a shrug. â€œOf course youâ€™re feeling terrible,â€ she clarified, â€œbut is there any change? More terrible? Less terrible?â€ He made no response. â€œThe same amount of terrible?”

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