"Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. OK, we can swing with that. But performance 'debilitating' drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint and win the 100 metres, fair play for you. That's pretty good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in the distance."

-- Eddie Izzard

#Distance Quotes #Winning Quotes #Play Quotes

“In the lack of judgment great harm arises, but one vote cast can set right a house.”
“I cannot tell you how happy and in love I am with everything”
“Umâ€¦â€ Simon started slowly â€œat the risk of stating the obvious I feel I have to point out that Interpol has the worldÊ¼s best database of international criminals.â€ â€œThatÊ¼s the idea â€ Gabrielle said with a nod. â€œAnd I feel compelled to remind you that weÊ¼re international criminals â€ he finished but Kat was already smiling. â€œDonÊ¼t worry Simon. ItÊ¼s not like anyone in there knows it was a bunch of teenagers who robbed the Henley.”
“And this is the origin of pop music: it's a professional music which draws upon both folk music and fine arts music as well.”
“Success for me will be where the body of work I've done afforded me the opportunity to be as good as I can be, and to explore myself and to see what I'm capable of. People like that share a willingness to be scared and to take chances.”

Source : Carmen Ejogo ‘Sparkle’ Interview with Kam Williams, newsblaze.com. August 14, 2012.
“My health is good; it's my age that's bad.”
“If you want to be happy, be.”
“A bird with a broken wing was beating the air above, reeling, fluttering, circling disabled, down, down to the water”

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