"The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“I'm stingy and I'm proud of the reputation.”
“In Europe they call geeks 'smart people,' and frankly I think we live in a culture that doesn't value intelligence enough; so I am very proud in saying that I am a geek.”
“My dad would throw me in the picture if they needed an extra. From an early age, I understood the concept that, if you're not the star, then your job is to not pull attention away from the star,”
“Acting and theatrics are my forte.”
“Our horizon is the creation of a noble society to which, like the medieval builder of those glorious cathedrals, you will have added your conception, your artful piece of stone.”
“I have no sympathy whatever with those who would grudge our workmen and our common people the very highest acquisitions which their taste or their time or their inclination would lead them to realize.”
“It is necessary to constantly remind ourselves that we are not an abomination.”
“I wish you all the aloneness you hunger for.”

Source : Franz Wright, “Our Conversation”

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