"Just a tip if you have a big event to go to or an important meeting, if you cry enough your face swells up giving you a temporary lift."

-- Bonnie McFarlane

#Giving Quotes #Important Quotes #Events Quotes

“Do you know that part on your resume where they ask if you have any special skills? Well, it's the thing where they ask you to list like, 'yoga, Spanish, water skiing, Photoshop.' I feel like I don't have any special skills.”
“To educate the intelligence is to expand the horizon of its wants and desires.”
“I had the idea for the show like a year and a half, two years ago. And it was all about the things that I didn't like about TV. I was trying to create a positive solution for it. And it actually worked.”
“I have always felt that the moment when first you wake up in the morning is the most wonderful of the twenty-four hours.”
“Sanity is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency.”
“What heaven can be more real than to retain the spirit-world of childhood?”

Source : Beatrix Potter (2013). “Delphi Complete Peter Rabbit Tales (Illustrated)”, p.1158, Delphi Classics
“Faith does the impossible because it brings God to undertake for us, and nothing is impossible with God.”
“I just can't say enough about the actors having faith and trust in the writers and the writers having faith and trust in the actors.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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