"Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didnâ€™t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton."

-- Jay Leno

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“You can get your money and you put it in the bank, or you can put it in the youth. You can put it in our future.”
“INITIATIVE, AGGRESSION, AIR DISCIPLINE, and TEAM WORK are words that MEAN something in Air Fighting.”
“If a nation's security is only as strong as its weakest link, then America may be in serious trouble. Hawaii may be our weakest link and could have a serious impact on our nation's immigration policy.”
“When you consider the magnitude of how many people use Wikipedia globally, there is a potential here for really creating some noise and getting some attention in the U.S.”
“Texting is fingered speech. Now we can write the way we talk.”
“Left Behind takes what to some people may be unbelievable predictions from the Bible and shows how they might play out. It makes the events of biblical prophecy understandable and thus believable.”
“What we all have in common is an appreciation of kindness and compassion; all the religions have this. We all lean towards love.”

Source : "Richard Gere: My Journey as a Buddhist". Interview with Melvin McLeod, www.lionsroar.com. 1999.
“Reality's what other people dream for you.”

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