"Prince William's pregnant wife, Kate Middleton, is past her due date. Doctors may have to induce labor. To speed up the birth, doctors have been telling the baby, 'Come on out. You will never have to work a day in your life.'"

-- Conan O'Brien

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“One can never be bored by powder skiing because it is a special gift of the relationship between earth and sky. It only comes in sufficient amounts in particular places, at certain times on this earth; it lasts only a limited amount of time before sun and wind changes it. People devote their whole lives to it for the pleasure of being so purely played by gravity and snow.”

Source : Dolores Lachapelle (1984). “Earth Wisdom”, Finn Hill Art
“We've been everywhere around Northwest. I was biking until the clouds came. We'll go in the woods, we'll go up and down the river. I love the woods in Sandy, but it's an hour away, so I don't love that.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“Jesus commands us to go - but we go the other way.”

Source : Song: Jesus Commands Us To Go
“To me the Bible is not God, but it is God's voice, and I do not hear it without awe”
“If you don't know where you want to be in five years, how do you ever expect to get there?”

Source : Twitter post from Oct 12, 2016
“Look around. And don't get close to people who make you suffer.”
“When you are in hard labor, remember that the length of labor is usually proportional to the number of people around. Avoid the presence of anybody who might release adrenaline. The best situation I know for an easy birth is when there is nobody else around than an experienced, motherly and silent midwife who does not behave like a guide or an observer.”
“Once let good faith be abandoned, and all social existence would perish.”

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