"The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever."

-- Milton Jones

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“Hackman is able to live in the moment which means there is nothing for him at that split second than what is occurring in the scene.”
“The rumor is that when I was younger, I didn't like to sweat and I didn't like to run, and both of those things are kind of important in tennis. I was introduced to a lot of sports as a child: I did gymnastics, figure skating, tennis and golf, and I dabbled a little bit in ballet. I just never fell in love with tennis the way I did with golf.”

Source : Source: www.golfdigest.com
“The idea of bringing young people up to Literature is doubtless calculated to raise the eyebrows almost as much as the suggestion of bringing them up to the Stage.”

Source : James Payn (1882). “Sammlung”
“Life is a journey, and you can't carry everything with you. Only the usable baggage.”
“To me, it all comes down to things being character-driven. It's hard for me to look beyond that. CG and all this cool stuff - so be it. But to me, it pretty much begins and ends with character-driven plots rather than technologically-driven plots.”

Source : "Hand-Crafted Voices With 'Futurama' Actor Billy West". Interview with Charles Webb, www.mtv.com. June 20, 2011.
“I just try to walk the walk. I try to live every day with the utmost honesty and integrity to myself and the people around me.”
“When someone shows you how little you mean to them and you keep coming back for more, before you know it you start to mean less to yourself.”
“Without Jesus they were the great priests of the temple; with Jesus suddenly they were nobodies. In the presence of Jesus there was God himself and all the priests felt their glory had been taken away.”

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