"When you're three, you're into custard, and jumping."

-- Russell Howard

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #Jumping Quotes

“I went from working with Will Smith to working with Will Smith's wife. So the Smiths have been very good to me.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“I think what separates a superstar from the average ballplayer is that he concentrates just a little bit longer.”
“What is the sound of one hand?”
“I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.”
“I think of horror films as art, as films of confrontation.”
“I have ideas all of the time from the beginning, but they never really wind up turning out like I thought they would.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I think every intelligent woman should have a career.”

Source : "Fictional character: Nancy Drew". "Nancy Drew: Detective", www.imdb.com. 1938.
“You have no control over what the other guy does. You only have control over what you do.”

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