"I think it's creepy if a guy says, I would never hit a girl. Cause that should go without saying. That's like if you ever heard a guy go, I would never crap in a hot tub."

-- Bonnie McFarlane

#Girl Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Guy Quotes

“It seems impossible that you can love one person so much, no matter what happens, no matter what they do.”
“Alas! poor human nature, pity, if hard pressed, degenerates into contempt.”
“When the Man waked up he said, 'What is Wild Dog doing here?' And the Woman said, 'His name is not Wild Dog any more, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always.'”
“Maps were so much easier than words. Words had a way of getting muddled, or meaning two things at once.”
“It has been my policy not to respond to each of the many canards which have been part of the campaign to discredit my investigation, nor to waste time trying to prove negatives.”
“Patriotism is a salt against rottenness, a glorious spur to high endeavour; it recovers the half-obliterated virtue of loyalty, calls every man to service, and ennobles great and small alike.”

Source : Percy Dearmer (1915). “Patriotism”
“But in addition to all the moral evidence against the Bible, I will, in the progress of this work, produce such other evidence as even a priest cannot deny; and show, from that evidence, that the Bible is not entitled to credit, as being the word of God.”
“My work explores the frontier between rationalism and superstition and the wavering boundary between the two.”

Source : "A hit from a myth" by Kit Spring, www.theguardian.com. November 22, 2003.

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