"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."

-- Phyllis Diller

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“We're not a democracy. It's a terrible misunderstandin g and a slander to the idea of democracy to call us that. In reality, we're a plutocracy: a government by the wealthy.”
“You should learn from your competitor, but never copy. Copy and you die.”
“No one would feel embarrassed about seeking help for a child if they broke their arm and we really should be equally ready to support a child coping with emotional difficulties.”

Source : "Kate Middleton Has An Empowering Message For Those Facing Mental Health Stigma" by Lindsay Holmes, www.huffingtonpost.com. February 17, 2015.
“As the Cameroonian philosopher Achille Mbembe has presciently pointed out, neoliberal corporate globalism threatens to exploit that advantage like never before, and it seems set to turn vast swathes of humanity into "the Negros of a new racism."”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“I am convinced that when the history of international law comes to be written centuries hence, it will be divided into two periods: the first being from the earliest times to the end of the nineteenth century, and the second beginning with the Hague Conference.”
“Jazz is an art form that depends on its antecedents, there must be respect for the people that have gone before.”
“Capitalism has always been a failure for the lower classes. It is now beginning to fail for the middle classes.”

Source : "A People's History of the United States". Book by Howard Zinn (Chapter 24), 1980.
“Everyone has all different experiences in school. I just know that throughout my life, at no time did any teacher ever point to me and say, hey. He'll go far.”

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