"This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him."

-- Conan O'Brien

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“In a good play, everyone is in the right.”
“I treat politics kind of like my religion. It's something I believe in, but I don't want to have to make a living at it, because if you make a living at it, you somehow become dishonest.”

Source : "Jerry Springer Talks Politics, His Show, And Why He Thinks We’re No Better Than His Guests". Interview with Mallika Rao, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 1, 2011.
“I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewelry box with a letter that said, â€œwill you Gogh to prom with me?”
“Hybridity keeps me from being rigid about most things. It has taught me to appreciate the contradictions in the world and in my life. I scavenge from the best.”
“After all, if you believe that no one was ever corrupted by a book, you also have to believe that no one was ever improved by a book (or a play or a movie). You have to believe, in other words, that all art is morally trivial and that, consequently, all education is morally irrelevant. No one, not even a university professor, really believes that.”

Source : New York Times Magazine, March 28, 1971.
“So much better to travel than to arrive.”
“All sins are attempts to fill voids.”

Source : La Pesanteur et la Grace "Desirer sans Objet" (1948)
“Never will I give my hand where my heart does not accompany it.”

Source : Ann Radcliffe (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Ann Radcliffe (Illustrated)”, p.81, Delphi Classics

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