"Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids."

-- Milton Jones

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“Sometimes there's a snobbery among literary types that these people don't really get it, but in a lot of ways they get it more than the literati. There's a culture in the background that they understand and know. They get that deeper level.”
“I was born, for instance, incapable of appreciating music.”
“He who has the judge for his father goes into court with an easy mind.”
“After announcing that the 2000 season would be his last before retirement: Last winter I made the decision to coach for only one more season. I have been wrestling with the timing of announcing that decision. After seeing the outstanding attitude and work ethic of this team, I came to the conclusion that it's best to get the announcement out of the way now so we can focus on the season and avoid the repeated distractions that come from questions about my retirement.”
“I listen to Radio 4 all the time. I didn't go to university, so that's my further education.”
“I never ask anyone for anything. I've just not been brought up like that.”
“I tried to keep it secret, but the story got into the newspapers. It was more difficult for my family, who couldn't understand why the media wouldn't leave me in peace.”
“We pray pious blether, our will is not in it, and then we say God does not answer; we never asked Him for anything. Asking means that our wills are in what we ask.”

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